you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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