similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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