Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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