I feel great
I just peed on a car
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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