my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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