what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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