Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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