Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
