I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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