my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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