Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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