I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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