ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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