its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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