come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
