In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Where is the hickey?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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