But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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