After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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