i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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