I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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