hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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