hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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