I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
