we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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