So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
