wrigley field is MILF paradise
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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