She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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