Do you still have your period?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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