Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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