Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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