So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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