It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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