margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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