i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you told grandpa to call you daddy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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