Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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