Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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