I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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