brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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