sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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