dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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