well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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