I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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