I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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