I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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