I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Randomize
