Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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