Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Randomize
