Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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