My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish i was in the wii world.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
