We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We need to get me chipped asap
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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