Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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