3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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